STATUS IS UPREADINESS PROFILE

Website readiness profile · Snapshot 23 October 2026

weirdfish.co.uk

weirdfish.co.uk's public homepage, certificate and DNS checked against 31 practices and compared with 5,718 E-Commerce & Marketplaces sites.

Readiness index
54/100

E-Commerce & Marketplaces median 71

Ahead of
9.8%

of measured E-Commerce & Marketplaces sites

Practices observed
16/31

0 of 31 could not be measured

Popularity band
Top 50K

Chrome UX Report top-sites list

Measured 2026-10-23 12:04:28 UTC from one location. How we measure

Readiness by lane

Green: weirdfish.co.uk. Thin bar: E-Commerce & Marketplaces peer median.

Enable

74/100

Peers 86

Harden

48/100

Peers 60

Accelerate

48/100

Peers 69

Recover

0/100

Peers 11

Priority fixes for weirdfish.co.uk

Ordered by impact and by how common each practice is among peers.

  1. Priority 1 · Harden

    HTTP requests move to HTTPS

    Observed: A request to http://www.weirdfish.co.uk/ was not redirected to HTTPS.

    Why it matters: Visitors who type the address or follow an old link start on unencrypted HTTP. A redirect moves them to the encrypted site before any cookies or form data are sent.

    What to do: Add a permanent (301 or 308) redirect from every http:// URL to the same https:// URL at your CDN, load balancer or web server.

    On Cloudflare: Turn on Always Use HTTPS under SSL/TLS > Edge Certificates.

    96% of E-Commerce & Marketplaces peers do this. Limit: Measured for the homepage only, from one location, at the time of the check.

  2. Priority 2 · Accelerate

    Static files cached for 30 days or more

    Observed: A same-site stylesheet or script was cacheable for 4 hours, short of the 30-day benchmark.

    What to do: Give versioned (fingerprinted) CSS, JavaScript, fonts and images Cache-Control: public, max-age=31536000, immutable, and change the file name whenever the content changes.

    On Cloudflare: Use Cache Rules to set edge and browser TTLs for static file paths.

    60% of E-Commerce & Marketplaces peers do this.

  3. Priority 3 · Accelerate

    Modern image formats in use

    Observed: The homepage had 55 images and none used WebP or AVIF.

    What to do: Serve WebP or AVIF with a JPEG or PNG fallback, either through an image CDN or by generating both formats at build time.

    On Cloudflare: Cloudflare Polish can convert images to WebP.

    47% of E-Commerce & Marketplaces peers do this.

  4. Priority 4 · Harden

    HSTS kept for at least a year

    Observed: Strict-Transport-Security was sent with a max-age of 365 days, below the one-year benchmark.

    What to do: Send Strict-Transport-Security on HTTPS responses. Start with a short max-age (for example 300 seconds), confirm every subdomain works over HTTPS, then raise it in steps to 31536000. Add includeSubDomains only when all subdomains are HTTPS. HSTS preload is optional and hard to undo; hstspreload.org itself does not recommend it by default.

    On Cloudflare: Enable HSTS under SSL/TLS > Edge Certificates > HTTP Strict Transport Security and raise max-age gradually.

    32% of E-Commerce & Marketplaces peers do this.

What weirdfish.co.uk already does well

Practices fewer than half of E-Commerce & Marketplaces peers use.

  • DNSSEC signedDNSSEC delegation (DS record) present.7.7% of peers
  • DMARC policy enforces quarantine or rejectDMARC policy p=reject.39% of peers
  • Reachable over IPv6IPv6 address published.40% of peers

What we saw

Homepage checked
https://www.weirdfish.co.uk/
Homepage response
HTTP 200
TLS
TLSv1.3, HTTP/2
Certificate
GoDaddy, 397-day validity, expiring 2027-03-06
CDN or edge
Cloudflare
DNS operators
Cloudflare
HSTS
max-age 365 days
DMARC policy
p=reject
Homepage HTML
178 KB, br
Images on homepage
55 (jpg 99, png 59, svg 4)

Limits: homepage only, one location, one moment. Header checks reflect the homepage response; other pages may differ.

Stack and providers

Seen in the homepage response, certificate and DNS. Provider pages compare how their customers configure the same checks.

All 31 checks

Select a gap for the method and fix. How each check works

Observed 16

  • TLS 1.3 negotiated
  • Certificate has more than 14 days left
  • DNSSEC signed
  • DMARC policy enforces quarantine or reject
  • X-Content-Type-Options: nosniff
  • Framing restricted
  • HTTP/2 negotiated
  • HTML compressed
  • Offscreen images lazy-loaded
  • robots.txt published
  • XML sitemap discoverable
  • Reachable over IPv6
  • Meta description written
  • Mobile viewport configured
  • Page language declared
  • At most one redirect to the homepage

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Live status for this site: Status Is Down: weirdfish.co.uk. This profile covers configuration only.

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